Dividing Lines Between Adulthood and Babydom

  1. Puking vs finding a way not to
  2. Running for sport versus running because you're excited and want to get to something faster
  3. Playing it cool in early stages of friendship versus just being like "hey want to be my friend?"
  4. Playing it cool in early stages of a relationship versus just being like "WILL YOU BE MY BOYFRIEND YES OR NO?"
  5. Shoving random shit up your nose versus shoving random shit in your butt