Low-cal Stoner Snacks I've Made and the Real Foods I Convinced Myself They Were

  1. Greek yogurt + fruit
    ice cream. Yo this is NOT ice cream.
  2. Toast, Greek yogurt, Jam
    a jelly donut. Declared myself an actual culinary genius after this one.
  3. Powdered peanut butter, cocoa powder, water
    This makes a paste that I thought was "wow, basically Nutella"
  4. Kale
    potato chips
  5. Pistachios
    Still pistachios, but like this super pistachio that made me marvel at the idea of whoever first cracked it open and was like "r u food?"