Things I Learned After Moving to New York, Ranked from Serious to Not At All

Not to be confused with Things New York Taught Me
  1. 1.
    It's cool to fuck shit up; you're learning
    Own up to mistakes, apologize only if necessary, then move on
  2. 2.
    Not everything is a reflection on you
    Usually actually has nothing to do with you at all?
  3. 3.
    How to be interviewed and not sound like a dumb dumb
    Conviction, repetition, lean on others for backup
  4. 4.
    It's cool if you're not fancy but if you want to fake it just wear black
  5. 5.
    Mangos really are so good
  6. 6.
    Own a fruit/vegetable peeler
    Changes the mango game big time
  7. 7.
    There is such a thing as a shitty bagel
  8. 8.
    Hats are a thing
  9. 9.
    I might be into hats