In case you wanna be punny
  1. You wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
    That's the spirit!
  2. I hate telling jokes to Kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally
  3. Don't spell part backwards
  4. Welcome to Plastic surgery addicts anonymous, I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the group today and I have to say I'm really disappointed
  5. Why did Hitler get hit by a ball?
    Because he did Nazi it coming.