Why I Feel Old

  1. I had to delete snapchat because the only other person on it was my mom
  2. I read an article on how to use emoji
  3. I have an entire drawer AND a shelf dedicated 100% to coffee and coffee-related apparatus
  4. I am a member of a museum, a theater, and a social rec sports team
  5. I could use "fleek," but why?
  6. I stopped being vegan or believing that anything matters
  7. I was apartment hunting and my potential roommates asked me where I went to college, and they meant undergrad