Why I Feel Old
- •I had to delete snapchat because the only other person on it was my mom
- •I read an article on how to use emoji
- •I have an entire drawer AND a shelf dedicated 100% to coffee and coffee-related apparatus
- •I am a member of a museum, a theater, and a social rec sports team
- •I could use "fleek," but why?
- •I stopped being vegan or believing that anything matters
- •I was apartment hunting and my potential roommates asked me where I went to college, and they meant undergrad