Possible Titles for My Memoir

  1. I'm So Hungry I Think I'm Going to Die:
    Oh No I Ate Too Much Too Quickly
  2. I Spent My Whole Day Off Watching TV
    And Now I Hate Myself
  3. Uh Oh I Pulled the Wrong Hair from my Eyebrows
    And Other Ways I've Screwed Up My Life
  4. I Overslept
    And Other Reasons I Didn't Get Anything Done Today
  5. Excuse Me, Where's the Bathroom?