Possible Titles for My Memoir
- •I'm So Hungry I Think I'm Going to Die:Oh No I Ate Too Much Too Quickly
- •I Spent My Whole Day Off Watching TVAnd Now I Hate Myself
- •Uh Oh I Pulled the Wrong Hair from my EyebrowsAnd Other Ways I've Screwed Up My Life
- •I OversleptAnd Other Reasons I Didn't Get Anything Done Today
- •Excuse Me, Where's the Bathroom?