MOST CONFUSING NEW EMOJIS AND WHAT I ASSUME THEY MEAN

  1. 🙃
    I'm texting while in yoga class
  2. 🤑
    I'm on molly
  3. ⚱🏺
    I am in a museum or the house of a very rich old lady
  4. 🎗
    Thank you for your service in Operation Desert Storm
  5. I have been stabbed