THINGS I WISH I HAD A BUTLER FOR

My life pretty great, but it could be better.
  1. Filling up my keurig with water every morning
  2. Bringing in my garbage can
    I don't mind taking it out
  3. Picking out my outfits for work
  4. Periodically cleaning my desk, but never throwing anything important away
  5. Packing my lunch. Doesn't have to be fancy.
  6. Drawing me a bath
  7. Fluffing the pillows on my couch
  8. Lazy, I know.