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    Fragile
    If a box says this to me it means "Please Do Not Break". What a post man see's "Broken".
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    Sneezing
    If this is a nose orgasm, then what is the snot called that comes out of your nose?
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    Pets
    Some people have odd pets. I saw a dog being rode around in a Wagon for his walk. Some people have house plants instead. I think people who have plants for pets should put them in a wagon and take them outside for a walk.
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    Vacation
    I live in a vacation destination. I didn't used to always. I wonder when people go to a place for vacation that isn't. Maybe someone should say no! You book a flight and hotel to Charlotte NC. But the computer just corrects it and when you go to the airport your tickets say Maui... You're welcome!
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    When you get the sanitary seat cover just right on the toilet seat and the auto flush wisks it away.
    The odds of this happening is positively correlated with how close you are of crapping your pants.
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    When you forget people can see you picking your nose at the stop light.
    What is it about being at a stop light that makes you notice buggers more? Also trying to get that boogie off of your finger! What type of adhesive is in that. 3M should look into it. It's so hard to get off of your hand!
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    When I buy stuff at a cash register anywhere!
    Chip card readers, put it in, pull it out, swipe, don't swipe, press cancel for credit, want cash back?
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    Blue
    I like blue, indigo mainly. Navy blue but not where it is so dark it looks black. But I do like a midnight blue or deep dark blue tuxedo. I don't like a light blue suit. For business
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    Green Grass
    That deep grass green is wonderful. I like grass to where growing up in the burbs that was a badge of honor. Having one of the best looking lawns was sort of saying my dad was better than your dad.
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    Cloud white
    The way the cloud can be ivory, blue and white with hints of grey. I like that look.
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    New erasers
    When I was a kid I loved the new smell of erasers at the start of the year.
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    Campfire smoke
    It has to be faint and not all up in your face about it, but it smells great.
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    Oven roasted foods
    Like a turkey or pot roast...
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    Padres Game
    Padres Pirates.
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    Coronado Beach
    Sammie packed a picnic for us. We stopped for an Acai Bowl then hung out at the beach. Snapped a few Polaroids!
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    LA
    Dinner and a few drinks ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿธafterwards. Actually we got horribly drunk. ๐Ÿ˜ช
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