1. Fragile
    If a box says this to me it means "Please Do Not Break". What a post man see's "Broken".
  2. Sneezing
    If this is a nose orgasm, then what is the snot called that comes out of your nose?
  3. Pets
    Some people have odd pets. I saw a dog being rode around in a Wagon for his walk. Some people have house plants instead. I think people who have plants for pets should put them in a wagon and take them outside for a walk.
  4. Vacation
    I live in a vacation destination. I didn't used to always. I wonder when people go to a place for vacation that isn't. Maybe someone should say no! You book a flight and hotel to Charlotte NC. But the computer just corrects it and when you go to the airport your tickets say Maui... You're welcome!