HOW TO LOSE CHECKED LUGGAGE IN 11 FOOLPROOF STEPS!!!
So fun. Highly recommended.
- 1.Check luggage
- 2.Go through security
- 3.Throw up at gate
- 4.Decide flying maybe not a good idea
- 5.Ask gate attendant to make sure your luggage doesn't get loaded to plane
- 6.Wait for attendant to deliver luggage at check-in desk as instructed
- 7.Watch all attendants for airline magically vanish from check-in desk
- 8.Get in car home because you're about to throw up again and would rather risk throwing up in a Lyft than in the international terminal of SFO
- 9.Call 5 different lost bag numbers and be told effectively nothing 5 times
- 10.Throw up again