THE INTROVERT'S GUIDE TO PACKING FOR A CONFERENCE

Inspired by true events
  1. Stack of business cards to not hand out
  2. Comfortable pajamas to wear while eating dinner in bed while watching Netflix on your laptop
  3. Laptop (for Netflix)
  4. Mobile charger for your phone, which will be drained by noon as you "check email" during networking breaks each day
  5. List of best local coffee shops to visit in lieu of any organized happy hour
  6. The book you're in the middle of and a backup cuz let's face it you're finishing that thing
  7. Loathing of fellow man