THINGS MY SIBLINGS SAY TO ME WHEN I COME HOME FROM COLLEGE

My sweet and loving sisters and brother
  1. "Will you do my homework for me?"
  2. "Ughhhh, your hair clogs the shower drain why did you come home?!?"
  3. "Bring pizza to school lunch for me and my friends tomorrow."
  4. *in a screech* "EVEN IF YOU ARE HERE ON A BREAK YOU STILL HAVE TO CLEAN UP YOUR MESSES."
  5. "Will you drive me to Target?"
  6. "Will you drive me to get Coke slushies?"
  7. "Will you drive me to Chipotle and also pay for my Chipotle?"
  8. "I'm dad's favorite now."
  9. "I can't wait till you go back to school."