ADJUSTMENTS I HAVE MADE SINCE FALLING IN THE STREET THIS MORNING

Full on fall to my hand and knees in the crosswalk, in front of numerous parents dropping their kids off at school.
  1. Switched from sassy (but not impractical) heels to super comfy hot pink casual shoes.
  2. Upgraded from Walgreens brand bandages to flexible Band-Aids.
  3. Slathered antibiotic ointment on my scraped up hands.
  4. Downgraded from "dang, I look cute today" to "I probably should not be allowed in public."