THINGS MY CHILDREN REFUSE TO EAT IN THE SCHOOL CAFETERIA

Their school had good, healthy lunches even before Michelle Obama, and I hate packing lunches, so they are encouraged (forced) to eat school lunch almost every day. When I was in school, the only thing I refused to eat was "beef fingers" because what even is that? Times have changed.
  1. Macaroni and cheese
    They have each had separate crying meltdowns on days we didn't pack a lunch and they had to eat this horror. (How bad can Mac and cheese be, really?)
  2. Pizza
    Granted, school pizza is not as good as real pizza, but even bad pizza is pretty good.
  3. Anything served on Mexican Food Friday
  4. Pasta and marinara sauce