TIMES MY FACEBOOK COMMENTS MADE ME SEEM GROSSLY OUT OF TOUCH DUE TO LATER EVENTS THE SAME DAY

  1. December 14, 2012, status update: "My son just taught me the words to 'What a wonderful world.' I guess maybe it is." Hours later: Sandy Hook.
  2. Today, in response to a post from my brother-in-law that he and his husband were pooped on by a bird on the last day of their honeymoon in Paris: "that's good luck! What an auspicious end to your trip!"
  3. Cringe.
  4. Can we please stop hurting each other?