WHY MY SISTER-IN-LAW IS THE BEST, IN ONE PHOTO

We're traveling to Indiana tomorrow to have family Festivus.
  1. I'm an anxious traveler.
  2. I've been dealing with the travel anxiety today by cooking, which is ridiculous because we won't be able to eat everything and then we're leaving.
  3. I mentioned this to my sister in law, and she responded with this photo of things that await me ...
  4. Not my nephews...
  5. Not my brother...
  6. ...
  7. Diet Coke!
  8. Doritos (two flavors)!
  9. And a gossip magazine about the Sister Wives!
  10. Perfection.