MISCONCEPTIONS I HAD AS A CHILD

dummies.
  1. I thought drinking and driving literally meant drinking anything.
    I was so stressed out whenever my dad drank coffee while driving but I never brought it up.
  2. I thought being fired meant being shot.
    One day I overheard my parents talking in stressed tones about people being fired at my dad's work and I was terrified because I legit thought it meant people were being shot with guns and that he might get shot too.
  3. I thought monster trucks actually drove around city streets and crushed cars.
    Our cat would sleep on the roof of our car parked at the side of the road and after seeing a commercial for a monster truck show, I thought a monster truck might come drive over the car and kill my cat. Legit believed that these trucks were mean and did this with ill intent.