SHIT I CAN'T AVOID WHEN I'M GROCERY SHOPPING

  1. 1.
    Snacking at the bulk bins
  2. 2.
    Stealing the small pencils from the bulk bins
  3. 3.
    Causing a scene trying to get a clear produce bag from the roll
  4. 4.
    Making an awkward joke about running into someone again after seeing them two aisles before
  5. 5.
    Trying to maintain a conversation with someone who is checking out five rows over from me
  6. 6.
    Forgetting everything I needed to buy and surviving off of galley gluten for the rest of the week