HOW YOU KNOW THE DAY IS GOING TO END IN POOR CHOICES

Because sometimes it's just better to embrace it.
  1. That hour that you usually spend working out in the morning was spent watching YouTube videos of James Corden.
    And then texting your roommate about them.
  2. You have spent your whole morning at work hiding from your coworkers and listening to a One Direction playlist.
    And working, to be fair. But definitely not being a team player.
  3. This is a legitimate commentary on the state of things in general.
  4. It's National Wine Day.