"I will kill people with this cricket bat!"
  1. I wonder how Donna ends up staffing the President's radio address?
    I kind of feel like this wouldn't happen. But it gives us some good Donna moments, so I probably shouldn't complain.
  2. "Leaf peeping‽ Is that something we do now?"
    I'm with you, Mr. President.
  3. I love that CJ has jumped on the Ainsley bandwagon.
    Girls have to stick together!
  4. "Hey, has Leo told Tribby about his new associate counsel yet?"
    "I'll check the wire to see if any mailings have been reported.."
  5. Ainsley: "I just want to die."
    Leo: "It's the White House. Get used to that feeling."
  6. "Obviously, Lionel Tribby is a brilliant lawyer whom we cannot live without, otherwise there would be very little reason not to put him in prison."
  7. "Take 17 looked like it was going to be a keeper until he went on elocution safari during the word protuberance."
  8. Poor Charlie, having to deliver what amounts to a booty call from the First Lady to the President.
  9. Also, having to coordinate schedules to find time for sex?? I don't like to think about this.
  10. "I'm working in the steam pipe trunk distribution venue‽"
    "No, you're working in your office." 💛
  11. John Larroquette really is fantastic here.
  12. I love how much these boys care about one another. 💛
    I love how she doesn't back down from the scary general. I want to be her.
  14. Brookline and Joyce are such giant jerks.
  15. Oh, President Bartlet.. For such a smart man, you can be dense sometimes!
  16. Oh man. I love outraged Sam so much.
  17. "You know what, guys? When I write something, I sign my name."
    Speaking of signing his name, do we think Rob Lowe's handwriting is really that beautiful?"
  18. "I hate to stick my head in the lion's mouth, but I have to ask you: were you the recording secretary of the Princeton Gilbert and Sullivan Society for two years?"
    Oh Sam.. I love you, but you are a geek.
  19. "Mostly, I just think a lawsuit is too small. I don't want it to be like I slipped in their driveway. It's different than that to me."
  20. Ainsley's musical welcome to the team makes me want to work with these people so much.
  21. "Welcome to the White House."