1. Watch Woody Allen movies
    Especially Manhattan and Annie Hall!
  2. Buy unreasonably priced scented candles to burn during said movies
  3. Sleep! Sleep! Sleep!
    Suggested by @sophia
  4. Eat exclusively at Chipotle and Pinkberry
  5. Go for a hike
    Or at least put on work out clothes, sit at your computer and look up trails before tiring yourself out and just getting Chipotle/Pinkberry combo again
  6. Go to a movie by yourself
    An art film. And then get coffee and croissant so you can make depressed seem French and cool
  7. Text with a crush
    Because if nothing else, what turns a person on more than telling them you're clinically depressed??