BEST WORST EXCUSES I'VE GOTTEN FROM BOYS
WARNING: These seem made up but they are all 100 percent real and were said with 100 percent sincerity
- 1."I've been off the grid for a week because I had an allergic reaction to mangoes"MANGOES
- 2."I'm in bed" *posts picture from club on Instagram*
- 3."I'd ask you to come but my publicist couldn't get enough tickets"The most LA of all best worst excuses
- 4."You should understand..Jack Kerouac hated relationships!"Actually have a soft spot in my heart for this one
- 5."I only followed her to be nice!"
- 6."I like men"@patrickrogers THE NERVE