BEST WORST EXCUSES I'VE GOTTEN FROM BOYS
WARNING: These seem made up but they are all 100 percent real and were said with 100 percent sincerity
- •"I've been off the grid for a week because I had an allergic reaction to mangoes"MANGOES
- •"I'm in bed" *posts picture from club on Instagram*
- •"I'd ask you to come but my publicist couldn't get enough tickets"The most LA of all best worst excuses
- •"You should understand..Jack Kerouac hated relationships!"Actually have a soft spot in my heart for this one
- •"I only followed her to be nice!"
- •"I like men"@patrickrogers THE NERVE