BEST WORST EXCUSES I'VE GOTTEN FROM BOYS

WARNING: These seem made up but they are all 100 percent real and were said with 100 percent sincerity
  1. 1.
    "I've been off the grid for a week because I had an allergic reaction to mangoes"
    MANGOES
  2. 2.
    "I'm in bed" *posts picture from club on Instagram*
  3. 3.
    "I'd ask you to come but my publicist couldn't get enough tickets"
    The most LA of all best worst excuses
  4. 4.
    "You should understand..Jack Kerouac hated relationships!"
    Actually have a soft spot in my heart for this one
  5. 5.
    "I only followed her to be nice!"
  6. 6.
    "I like men"
    @patrickrogers THE NERVE