LAST THINGS I SEARCHED ON WEB MD

Web MD is a dangerous, dangerous place for hypochondriacs
  1. Heart palpitations
  2. Nose bleed/brain aneurysm
  3. Chills only on one side of body
  4. Neck stiffness/brain tumor
  5. Ear ache/brain tumor
  6. Broken blood vessel on nose
    This one was actually purely for vanity reasons
  7. Temporary loss of hearing in one ear
  8. Bug bite/spider bite
  9. Black widow spider bite
  10. Shooting pain on one side of face