1. Love Actually
    The parts that always sucked still suck
  2. It's A Wonderful Life
    Men Violently Shaking Donna Reed: The Movie
  3. Don't Think Twice
    I'll be over here crying about arts education
  4. Contact
    Aliens love green screens
  5. Postcards From The Edge
    Unabashedly sobbing the entire viewing
  6. La La Land
  7. Spotlight
    I get anxious walking by churches now
  8. Mascots
    Not as good as his others
  9. Hidden Figures
    The only movie that has made me want to do math