Later lover, understand that I:

  1. don't boil my water and brew my tea. i usually microwave the water and leave the teabag in, because that's just what i do
  2. peeling the rind off of oranges and grapefruits is really satisfying to me and i won't eat them if there's a shit ton of rind still on
  3. always feel like i'm running out of time
  4. always take too many napkins
  5. alternate between liking hot and cold showers/being hot and cold myself
    always wear layers
  6. i change clothes multiple times a day
  7. i don't brush my hair