QUOTES BY MY MOM FROM THE XMAS BREAK

  1. "What does L.M.A.O. stand for?"
    When I told her she said "good to know!"
  2. "Muffins can have more fat than potato chips, don't be mislead by the wheat industry!!"
    Context: my mom is a potato scientist
  3. "It looks like what you would look like if you were an ice cream sandwich" - On my ice cream sandwich pillow
    Pic of the pillow in question provided
  4. "Let's see what's going on with Tina et al."
    et al. being her children
  5. "I always bank the candies I get at the restaurant for later, so when I pull one out I never know how old it is."
    "And it doesn't matter" -Dad