POSSIBLE PLACES WHERE WALDO MIGHT ACTUALLY BE
How can we expect to cure cancer and eradicate poverty if we can't answer "where's Waldo?"
- •CostcoI once spent 3 hours walking back and forth getting cheese cake samples from disgruntled employees.
- •In line at Disney LandThe most magical place on earth takes a magical amount of patience.
- •Stuck in a never ending conversationYou know the one. "How are you?" "Good, how are you?" "Good, how are you?"
- •In the flossNever touched the stuff, and my tooth is just fine thanks.
- •In the early morning informercials.If anybody is going to convince me I hate myself enough to purchase a snuggie, it may as well be Waldo.
- •At the bottom of a ball pitUNFOUNDED STATISTIC THAT I STAND BEHIND 200%: EVERY DAY 4 KIDS GO INTO A BALL PIT AND ARE NEVER SEEN AGAIN.