POSSIBLE PLACES WHERE WALDO MIGHT ACTUALLY BE

How can we expect to cure cancer and eradicate poverty if we can't answer "where's Waldo?"
  1. 1.
    Costco
    I once spent 3 hours walking back and forth getting cheese cake samples from disgruntled employees.
  2. 2.
    In line at Disney Land
    The most magical place on earth takes a magical amount of patience.
  3. 3.
    Stuck in a never ending conversation
    You know the one. "How are you?" "Good, how are you?" "Good, how are you?"
  4. 4.
    In the floss
    Never touched the stuff, and my tooth is just fine thanks.
  5. 5.
    In the early morning informercials.
    If anybody is going to convince me I hate myself enough to purchase a snuggie, it may as well be Waldo.
  6. 6.
    At the bottom of a ball pit
    UNFOUNDED STATISTIC THAT I STAND BEHIND 200%: EVERY DAY 4 KIDS GO INTO A BALL PIT AND ARE NEVER SEEN AGAIN.