Best Texts Received This Week

  1. "In an ideal world, no one that talented would ever get upset."
  2. "I love a good log flume pic."
  3. "I just moved higher on the NSA watch list."
  4. "Oy, I blurred the girls face next to me and women are giving me shit."
  5. "I release a drop every now and then, never backs up the valve pressure."
  6. "We are making a group, Move Men Underground (MMUG)."
  7. "YASSSSS! I'M IN DOLLYWOOD!"
  8. "You need a serotonin infused smoothie."
  9. "Will have to double check on desktop."