Doppelgänger Story

  1. One time I went to Stop and Shop, which is a New England grocery store chain, and got accosted by a grocery clerk.
  2. CLERK: Do you know who you look like?
  3. MIA: No. Who?
  4. CLERK: Brandy the singer. Do you know her?
  5. MIA: Yes. She was pretty famous in the 90s.
  6. CLERK: If you don't know who she is you should go home and Google her on the internet!
  7. MIA: No, it's okay. I know who she is.
  8. MIA's BRAIN: I look nothing like her. How does he think I look like her?
  9. Mia Nguyen
  10. Brandy