Entry Level Job Requirements

  1. Minimum 5 years of experience
  2. Previously saved human, cat, and/or dog from burning building
  3. Fluent in five languages
  4. Completed 3-4 triathlons
  5. Follows bliss 24/7
  6. Organ donor
  7. Officiated several weddings
  8. EGOT
    Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony
  9. Reference letter from Dalai Llama
  10. Genuine sincerity