Fortune Cookies of My Fantasies
Thank you @mollyyeh. I had fun making this list. Fun fact: 8,000 fortune cookies are made in one hour.
- •There will be wifi in the afterlife.
- •You don't listen to music the way you used to.
- •Ask yourself, "Why didn't I order dessert?"
- •All those years of piano practice have gone to waste.
- •A sloth will visit you at your doorstep in exactly 2 years.
- •Store a carton of sour cream upside down, it will last longer.
- •Tiny puppies will kiss you in the near future.
- •Suffering from writer's block. Better luck next time.
- •Call your mom. She misses you.
- •Shh...I thought you were on a "diet." Crumple me up. I won't tell.
- •Now would be a good time to take a nap.
- •You've got it all wrong, Drake isn't sad.
- •Your provincialism is holding you back.
- •Overthinking keeps you going. Don't stop.