How to Chop an Onion Without Crying
Crying is optional before/after.
- 1.Place onion in freezer for 10 minutes.
- 2.Scroll through apps, return text messages and emails while you wait.
- 3.Wash hands thoroughly.
- 4.Take onion out of freezer and place onto cutting board.
- 5.Chop away.
- 6.Call/text a friend for emotional support.
- 7.You did it. I'm proud of you.
- 8.If you don't like onions skip all of these steps and order a pizza. You deserve it.