How to Chop an Onion Without Crying
Crying is optional before/after.
- •Place onion in freezer for 10 minutes.
- •Scroll through apps, return text messages and emails while you wait.
- •Wash hands thoroughly.
- •Take onion out of freezer and place onto cutting board.
- •Chop away.
- •Call/text a friend for emotional support.
- •You did it. I'm proud of you.
- •If you don't like onions skip all of these steps and order a pizza. You deserve it.