Inner Monologue: Self-checkout Edition

INT. CVS - GLOOMY DAY
  1. Scan! Please scan. Why aren't you scanning? I shouldn't blame technology.
  2. Dear Stranger Standing Behind Me, tapping your foot makes me awfully nervous.
  3. I'm just here for a bag of peach rings.
  4. I don't want cash back.
  5. I think I can use this CVS receipt to mummify my soul.
  6. Until next time.