Lies I Tell Myself in Whole Foods
- •"I'm strictly here for sweet potatoes, kale, and blood oranges. No chips or ice cream."
- •"This time, I'm going to stay away from the bakery section."Ends up buying 4 different cookies.
- •"Today, I'll stay away from the hot bar."Ends up getting anything that looks good and a slice of pizza.
- •"It's from Whole Foods, so I'm fine."