Lies I Tell Myself in Whole Foods

  1. "I'm strictly here for sweet potatoes, kale, and blood oranges. No chips or ice cream."
  2. "This time, I'm going to stay away from the bakery section."
    Ends up buying 4 different cookies.
  3. "Today, I'll stay away from the hot bar."
    Ends up getting anything that looks good and a slice of pizza.
  4. "It's from Whole Foods, so I'm fine."