List of Running Thoughts While Watching Basketball

For someone who knows next to nothing about sports.
  1. Why are people sitting so close to the court? Aren't they afraid of getting clocked with the ball?
  2. Damn. The laws of physics.
  3. What constitutes a foul? I'll Google it later.
  4. Jerseys look comfortable.
  5. I wonder what basketball players eat.
  6. When was the moment they imagined that they were destined for greatness/basketball.
  7. I love the sound of people cheering more than anything else when I watch any sport.
  8. What a weird week for politics, but at least we still have basketball.
  9. Basketball is a cool sport.