1. Children were conceived by two parents hugging
  2. Children had to be surgically removed
  3. Choker necklaces were worn to ward off "cooties"
  4. Letting go of a balloon meant it went into outer space
  5. Everyone carried a treasure map
  6. The Keebler Elf lived in everyone's house and made cookies
  7. Barney was the only dinosaur that didn't go extinct
  8. "Drinking and driving" referred to all beverages
  9. Dandelions came from lions