Personal Statistics I Want To See At the End of My Life

  1. Number of total steps and miles walked
  2. Total spent on bottled water
  3. Total number of books read
  4. Hours spent waiting in line
  5. Hours spent watching TV
  6. Hours spent on the internet
  7. Hours spent waiting traffic
  8. Hours spent contemplating on life choices
  9. Total number of chocolate bars eaten over lifetime in pounds
  10. Total number of eggs eaten over lifetime in pounds
  11. Total count of human interactions over my lifetime
  12. Days it took for my first heartbreak to heal
  13. Days it took to find actual love
  14. Hours spent wanting to become an adult
  15. Hours spent thinking about wanting to be a child again
  16. Ratio of happy vs. sad days
  17. Dates where I realized that none of "this" actually matters