The Deadline Diet

I have three stories due by Tuesday. Currently writing this from the grocery store parking lot before locking myself in. Subject to change, but here's what I plan on keeping nearby.
  1. 1 hard boiled egg
  2. Tuna salad wrap
  3. 4 mini cannolis
  4. 1 bottle of Lambrusco
  5. 1 bottle of Pellegrino
  6. 1 gallon of water
  7. Kale chips
  8. Cape Cod potato chips