Ways to Distract Yourself From Work

  1. 1.
    Sharpen dull pencils
  2. 2.
    Make coffee
  3. 3.
    Make something to eat
  4. 4.
    Do laundry
  5. 5.
    Put items into a virtual shopping cart
  6. 6.
    Alphabetize books
  7. 7.
    Make an origami Post-It box
  8. 8.
    Add items to your Netflix queue
  9. 9.
    Delete emails
  10. 10.
    "Fuck. This is your life now."