5 photos on my phone, chosen at random

thought this was gonna be nswf but I'm not that wild
  1. first time I made a soft boiled egg lol
    watch out Martha Stewart there's a new chef in town
  2. best reaction pic ever
  3. did I go up to the house anyway? duh
  4. the ugliest faceswap I've ever seen
    their faces fit too well and it's terrifying
  5. weenies