Things/people I've Been Told I Am Like

  1. A muppet
  2. Flo the Progressive lady
  3. Hannah from GIRLS (as an insult)
  4. A rabbit
  5. Juno (not beautiful+talented actress Ellen Page--the character she plays: quirky pregnant teen Juno MacGuff)
  6. Every Kristen Wiig character from SNL
  7. One of these dogs
  8. My aunt
  9. "Every white girl from 'Locked up Abroad'"