COOL THINGS I CAN DO
- •Learn instruments with easeI taught myself how to play the trumpet in a day
- •Convince anyone to do anythingTry me
- •Rap/sing the entirety of Weird Al's "White and Nerdy"I am the definition of white and nerdy
- •Speak TajikYes, it's a real language
- •Give killer impromptu speechesBasically heaven
- •Write, direct, and edit music videosYouTube my name and check @squad out!
- •Eat basically anythingBugs, bull testicles, you name it
- •I can sing the D two octaves above middle CI feel as if some day I'll shatter eardrums
- •Beat men up with juice boxesI'm PROUD of my innocence, and by golly I guard that with all of my being. Sometimes with juice boxes. Be afraid, be very afraid.