COUNTRIES I'VE BEEN TO

In the order I visited them. No playing favorites here!
  1. 1.
    United States of America
    Home sweet home. But wanderlust causes my feet to often drift away.
  2. 2.
    England
    Clotted cream, my love, please convince America - we are not whole until you immigrate from England. P.S. I love you
  3. 3.
    Germany
    So this is what my ancestors felt? *think German thoughts*
  4. 4.
    Italy
    The colosseum brought tears to my eyes. That might have been from the dirt, but no matter. It was still traumatic.
  5. 5.
    Vatican City
    Okay, Mr. Pope, how exactly does one get their own country? Because I'm in the market.
  6. 6.
    Ireland
    Every bit as pretty as the stories say. Rolling hills, grazing sheep and horrifying car sickness defined my trip.
  7. 7.
    Austria
    The hills were alive with my sounds of music. Aka: I was sang my way through the country.
  8. 8.
    France
    The place is charming and adorable but filthy, filthy, filthy. Don't trust strange puddles or "clean" surfaces. However, the experience is well with it.
  9. 9.
    Lithuania
    The only international airport I've ever flown through that closes. What are poor travelers such as ourselves to do when the airport chairs aren't available for sleeping in? However, the locals are very nice and accommodating. Good job, Lithuania.
  10. 10.
    Latvia
    The amount of soviet statues around Riga was intimidating, but the architecture was magnificent.
  11. 11.
    Cameroon
    My first glorious experience with long-term squatty-potty usage. Don't knock it til you try it.
  12. 12.
    Canada
    Wait. Did we even leave America?
  13. 13.
    Bahamas
    Who can ask for more than crystal clear water, unique seafood and colorful buildings?
  14. 14.
    Denmark
    I'm certain that I gained 1,000lbs from all the delicious food I consumed.
  15. 15.
    Tajikistan
    Home away from home. I miss the food, the language and the people every single day 💔 (the second place I had to implement my impeccable squatty-potty skills)
  16. 16.
    Thailand
    A whole coconut is less than a dollar. Can I get an "amen!"?
  17. 17.
    United Arab Emirates
    We played tag on the millionaires' playground at 2am. Isn't being an adult great?
  18. 18.
    Turkey
    Turkish. Delight. Oh, C. S. Lewis, you nailed Edmond's Turkish delight obsession. I would certainly consider sacrificing my family for a room full of that stuff.