HOW POPCORN BECOMES CORN AND POP
Inspiration by @pascalspronk
- •Popcorn is a delicious treat, beloved by millionsHowever, very few know of it's ability to transform.
- •When popcorn is hidden in a closet corner, surrounded by popsicle sticks and classical music, magical things happen
- •The classical music imbeds itself within the kernel's genome and modifies itPopcorn is, obviously, a living entity of glory
- •The salty strands of chromosomal code mutate as the melodic notes infiltrateThis process is very traumatic for the popcorn
- •As the chromosomes mutate, the fluffy wonder breaks down into ultra-sweet liquidThis liquid is harvested as soda.
- •After the fluffy part dissolves, the left-over kernel shell fuses itself together and regenerates corn fluidThus, corn is formed
- •Obviously, all of this is dependent on the popcorn being alone in a dark closet. A harvester must wait the perfect amount of time for the process to completely finish, yet catch it in time for the products to still be freshIt's extremely time-sensitive. Corn and pop professionals must undergo rigorous training in order to truly succeed