Inspired by @hannah_rachel
  1. Expel copious amounts of energy trying to get your friends to do stuff
    But they usually agree, and then life is great!
  2. Order food across campus just to have an excuse to leave your room
    Plus, food.
  3. Feel an unnatural sense of joy whenever there's a campus event scheduled
    But then the realization that you'll have to expel copious amounts of energy to convince your friends to come along sets in. And the moment dulls slightly.
  4. Get bored after an hour of alone time
    You try exercising, Netflix, reading, operatic singing, and yet nothing conquers the boredom.
  5. Run alone
    I'll forever be salty that @squad won't exercise with me.