IF I WERE A FLY ON THE WALL
- •I would leave that stupid wallNo one wants to be stuck in one place forever. Plus, can you imagine the horrific things I might see from said wall??
- •I would become a ninja fly"Take that fly paper! Hayaa! Fly swatter, you don't stand a chance. BAAAMM"
- •I would consider cannibalism for the sake of shoo-fly pieObviously, as a fly I would think shoo-fly pie was made out of flies.
- •I would try to fly across the oceanBecause of this I would probably go down in fly history. Hooray!
- •I would find meat and lay my eggsHopefully I would be able to drop enough hints to re-ignite the theory of spontaneous generation.
- •I would die youngLet's take a moment of silence to recognize all of the flies who have died while you were reading this.