LIVE LISTING A TRUMP RALLY (UPDATED AS WE GO...KEEP CHECKING BACK WITH US 😉)

Join us on an adventure...
  1. We hate trump, but we're here for kicks and lots of laughs
  2. Spotted: 1 "make America great again" hat and matching shirt
  3. One grown man calls another grown man "daddy"
  4. So many cowboy boots. I feel underdressed and overdressed at the same time.
  5. American flag short short shorts
  6. Spotted: one "Hilary for president" shirt
    Bold, little man. Very bold.
  7. My big break?
  8. Our response to the crazy long line: find a group of guys, bat eyelashes, say "we can make your America again" and budge in line
  9. One group of protesters rocking the homemade signs. At least they tried.
  10. 0% minority appearance. We're all white. And we're all hicks.
  11. There's a cowboy hat made entirely of beer containers 😳
    Toto, are we in Kansas?
  12. Spotted: "Hilary sucks, but not like Monica" shirt
  13. We have successfully made new friends in order to budge parts of the line
  14. This perfectly describes the demographic
  15. Update: we have officially budged twice. Thank heavens for people we know!!!
    #movingupintheworld
  16. The protestors are multiplying
  17. This is what happens when you hand out fliers
  18. STHHAAAAAPPPP RAININNNNGGG
  19. If you're going to protest, please spell correctly
    I know, I know...I'm one to talk
  20. ...I wonder what's going on......
  21. We could see the door
  22. But the rally ended
  23. And we never got it
  24. 😭😭😭