LIVE LISTING "ELF"

#draftmas 📂
  1. It always bothers me how papa elf doesn't raise his voice over the engine...Buddy clearly has to yell "what is it?!" and Papa's all calm and chill and quiet. Pffff he shouldn't be heard
  2. THESE TOILETS ARE GINORMOUS
  3. Can we just take a moment to appreciate how zooey's character is the complete opposite of New Girl's Jessica Day?
  4. Ninja roll past security guard = on point
  5. *gasp* the picture of Dad and Susan Wells is the young actor...that relationship must have actually existed!
  6. As a Christmas gram, Buddy's singing closely resembles a fart, but as soon as he's dueting with a pretty lady showering, his vocal cords sharpen up. What.
  7. To a special someone
  8. I'LL EAT COOKIE DOUGH WITH YOU AND HOLD YOUR HAND!! BUDDY, I WANT COOKIE DOUGH
  9. Can you even imagine being the doctor actor dealing with Will just ad-libbing away? As soon as he equated the skeleton with a pirate I would have thrown my stethoscope
  10. Buddy hung forks as decorations!!
  11. Asking for syrup with my lasagna in my house worked about as well as it did in theirs
  12. I would NOT have been that chill if my husband brought home another kid. I might have a freak out first
  13. True wisdom is choosing to sit on a stuffed pig instead of a chair
  14. Well it's a good thing Walter's name is on that desk, otherwise I might've accidentally taken it 😑
  15. Working in the mail room might actually be fun - organizing is a top-notch hobby of mine
  16. That guy is.not. 26
  17. 71 degrees is FARRR too hot for a limo temperature
  18. Oh Deborah, you rock that intercom
  19. Any man who comes up with a date as creative and diverse as that has my heart.
  20. The children's book titles are all golden, as is all of the cover art
  21. Speaking of which...I KEEP TRYING TO PICTURE MILES' BOOK COVER BUT IT'S NOT WORKING
  22. Atta boy, way to run across that table. Your shoes are very intimidating.
  23. I, too, crammed 11 cookies into the VCR, common mistake
  24. Hopefully, all of these young children who willingly watch the news are the future of our nation
  25. Where can I get a copy of that elf book??