"Love Yourself" parody "I Just Sit on this Shelf"

or "Confessions of a Teddy Bear" (the music video will be out soon!!! Be sure to check it out)
  1. For all the odd things that I've seen through the years
  2. And all the nights that I have soaked up your tears
  3. You left me, broke my heart. Oh girl, you forgot me
  4. I should be cryin' on my own, but I ain't
  5. And I thought if I could write a song you'd remember all the fun we had
  6. Here are my confessions. Try to clear this air up
  7. Cuz, sweetie, you are movin' on, and I think you should know something
  8. I don't wanna hold back. Sweetie you should know that
  9. When you were five I fell in a puddle
  10. When mamma washed me I puked on all your clothes
  11. And every time you got Easter candy I ate all your jelly beans
  12. Well now you know
  13. I've held this in, and I'm sorry
  14. We used to be the best of friends but now, oh sweetie, now I just sit on this shelf
  15. We used to run and jump and spin and slide, but sweetie, now I just sit on this shelf
  16. For years I secretly hated your friends
  17. They tossed me round, cuz I meant nothing to them
  18. And every time you said that I was just a toy
  19. You left me home and hid me when they came by
  20. But I thought if i could write a song you'd remember all the fun we had
  21. Here are my confessions. Try to clear this air up
  22. Cuz, sweetie, you are movin' on, and I think you should know something
  23. I don't wanna hold back. Sweetie you should know that
  24. When you were five I fell in a puddle
  25. When mamma washed me I puked on all your clothes
  26. And every time you got Easter candy I ate all your jelly beans
  27. Well now you know
  28. I've held this in and I'm sorry
  29. We used to be the best of friends but now, oh sweetie, now I just sit on this shelf
  30. We used to run and jump and spin and slide, but sweetie, now I just sit on this shelf
  31. For many years I would dance while you slept
  32. I boogied hard, my music loud
  33. I feel bad
  34. Sometimes I woke you. I think I gave you nightmares
  35. Am I a fool to think that you'll forgive me?
  36. We used to be the best of friends but now, oh sweetie, now I just sit on this shelf
  37. We used to run and jump and spin and slide, but sweetie, now I just sit on this shelf
  38. We used to be the best of friends but now, oh sweetie, now I just sit on this shelf
  39. We used to run and jump and spin and slide, but sweetie, now I just sit on this shelf